Sicily — Just 3,000 euros four times a year ma’am will ensure we won’t impregnate you with the son of the Anti-Christ.

Yes, folks, a cabaret singer and his girlfriend managed to extort 50,000 euroes (about a gazillion yen) from a lady by saying they would impregnate her with the son of the son of the light bringer. Well, they were arrested, but I couldn’t find any statements that the couple were not vampires.

My mind’s already racing ahead with the next great idea in spam. A message from the Devil… They could even offer generic, herbal or RX discounts.

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