Obviously not parking cars.

New Wave Junkies was funkadelic, but the most surprising act of the night came from my apartment block’s very own car park. Recovering from a slightly boozy night (as opposed to my usual crazed drunken hazes) I decided to enjoy some government-approved carcinogens on my balcony (I don’t smoke inside at home) and consider how best to staple-gun the bulletin board back online when the scene began.

A couple were in the parking lot. These people weren’t discreetly secreted in an automobile at the back of the lot. The two were quite happily smooching beneath the street lights at the entrance of the lot, which is an oft-used thorough-fare all hours of the day or night. It’s hard to miss these kinds of things with street lights blazing like the fires of hell. The guy in black or grey and his lass bedecked in lemon top with a black skirt. It looked quite sweet when I first saw them and didn’t think anything of it. No doubt, they could see Igor standing up on his balcony of ashen evil, so Igor politely turned around and continued his nicotine absorbtion and enjoying the fine workmanship of his apartment wall (lovely texture).

Halfway through the second baccy, just enjoying the night buzz and getting ready to pack it in, Igor turned toward the balcony ash-tray and his eyes nearly popped out in amazement.

The couple had gone from being quite sweet to being not so sweet. Still under the (let’s be brutally honest) dazzlingly bright street lights, the guys pants had gone down and the young lady’s own clothes were draping off her body (although modesty did prevail). To add emphasis to this state of affairs she was doing some very rapid hand excercises…. it was almost as if she was trying to rip something from the guy’s nether regions. Don’t ask, you get the idea.

The only slowdown was when a cyclist breezed past the two love birds. Of course the cyclist also slowed down (quite a lot) to appraise the situation. Other people were walking past the main access point to the lot area, but prying eyes did not phase these two. Bah, I was too tired and went to bed so that’s all Igor has to say on the matter.

It was not an everyday scene in Japan, but it certainly was a scene and it was in Japan, so worth adding to the J-Life area for your edutainment.

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