Well, I did a little piece on the use of suitcases for corpse storage (Read Murder theme :: Suitcases) and it seemed that tendency was that only foreigners would find their last resting place in Louis Vuitton.

Well, that doesn’t mean that the locals are home and hosed – with one corpse disposer opting to place his ex-soon-to-be-former girlfriend’s body in a fride and dropping it off at a port (Mainichi article here. The murderer (AKA soon-to-be-former boyfriend) enlisted the help of a friend to dump the fridge. Now, what I want to know is how the hell did the guy get his friend to help?

Hey Taro, wassup? Look, I need you to come over and help me get rid of my fridge…. Yeah, I know it’s 3 a.m., but I just want to trash it okay…. I don’t know why it’s so heavy…. No. There’s nothing in there….. Honest.

Whatever you do, don’t open the icebox. Let this be a lesson to all would be gomi runners, some whitegoods are best left alone.

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