The scene….
You slept in and are five hours late. Hell, you better call the police and make something up. You have got to think quick, and come up with an excuse in the next five seconds!! It needs to be good, damned good or it’s your job. Your brain freezes and you grasp at the first thought that comes into your head. Then the fateful words escape…. “Four foreigners abducted me….”

Bwahahahahahahahaha!

Read the whole sorry story on Mainichi – the best source for dross in Japan.

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